My Mother's Dilema

My mother, bless her heart, has had her identity stolen. Okay, not really stolen, more like borrowed. Someone used her name to write a not so nice article about a fire department in another town that, in all honesty, none of even know where its at! She's gotten a few phone calls about the article from people in the town and she's had to explain that it was not her. The editor of the newspaper is supposed to write a retraction note in the paper so no one is trying to beat down my parent's door, but from what we can gather the paper is only put out once a week. So we're praying no one was THAT offended that my mother will have to issue a restraining order in the next week :O)